Portal Jackers Scanner Jams – Ingress Music

Aug 10

Portal Jackers Scanner Jams – Ingress Music

I’ve played Ingress for over a year and a half as Agent iJackPortals with a team I formed in North Phoenix known as the “Portal Jackers“. I decided to blend my passion for music and drop a track for Ingress, I call “Scanner Jams” I believe its the first track of it’s kind. To Note: I play for the Enlightened team, but tried to write it from an unbiased perspective. Regardless of Faction, I am sure you will relate. Enjoy! Ingress Scanner Jams | iJackPortals listen to ‘Ingress Scanner Jams’ on Audioboo Lyrics: Resistance or Enlightened Which side are you fighting For Its digital war Lets check the score Portal Jackers Number One on the regional boards We capture more mind units Than music or movie stars You can try to recharge But these grape 8’s hit hard Portals dissolve To scarred neutral Resistance is Futile On foot, bike, or mobile Our play patterns are loco Unconventional Wondering when we sleep But we don’t tho Oh No Bro Your whole 8 farms crushed Let the New ‘Mates capture it The APs lush Teaching 4 field mastery Power level through strategy Consistent attacks Strategized mathematically Link portals While roaming Layer fields Till streets masked in I can hear your team moaning Over top our teams laughing I’ll never be a has been I’m a Portal Assassin Crashin parties uninvited Cuz iJackPortals with passion – Break – Although there’s Jarvis and Ada The fate of the games Decided through the Play of the agents Us badge earning patrons I rarely practice patience If my portals are taken XM Recharge Chain burster 8’s And then I retake em Slap mods on Even though their teams More sweeter than bon bons I eat em and I’m long gone Morsels for the long haul Team player Never been an egotistical AP stacker aBeast You couldn’t even catch with player tracker Extra bonus getter Cryptographic glyph hacker Cracker of niantic codes Never found in slacker mode I follow the Jacker Code Jack em all Until they’re owned Leading by example For the new agents within our zone Whether casual hood warfare Or tactical anomaly Notifications WILL hit Not a possibly or probably Shout to Jennerationx...

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25$ off first purchase at Vau.lt

Jun 20

Why do I shop at Vau.lt First let me offer you a $25 Credit . They usually offer new members a $15 dollar credit, but who doesn’t like an extra $10? Here, let me give you three reasons: Awesome selection of Products from Really Cool Vendors Rubr Watches – Lightweight and durable watches Kitty Baby Love – Kitty themed candles and crayons Nohi Kids – Stylish kids clothes you will envy MinnieBites – Handmade bags and pouches Hip and Bone – Clothing for the artistic Lila Nikole –  Ladies swimwear that you likely will love…very unique World Footwear Group – Footwear for when you want to Kick it up a notch Skylar Luna – Feel-good fabrics and sleepwear Lookie Lous – Unique glasses for those that are bored with the norm Underdoodles – Cool underwear for kids Bogg Bags – Well designed tote bags that look perfect for the beach BoBee – Baby products that are pretty slick Low Low Prices – Lets just say I got a backpack that has a built in battery for charging phones on the go, for 14$ shipped. It was on my Amazon Prime account for 75$, on sale from the usual $130. Vau.lt had it on sale for $39 and I was able to use my 25$ credit I got through here $25 Dollar Credit which brought my total down to $14 for a $130 backpack. I’d say that awesome! Free Shipping and Free Return Shipping – No Need for Explanation   If you go check it out I would love to hear your thoughts on what they offer and slae prices you snagged in the comments! Hope you have a great dayfrom > That Guy > Aaron Alexander    ...

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Video Game Memes | MW3 Meme | I PWN While I Sleep

Apr 01

Video Game Memes | MW3 Meme | I PWN While I Sleep

Two Sunday Funday Posts? SEO Memes and Now Video Game Memes – > You bet your Arse! So amongst the plethora of things I am interested in…Gaming is one I have been into since my uncle got the first Atari 2600. I am currently an XBOX 360 player, but own these systems, and mention only to give you a little background into the gaming systems I  have grown up on… Uncles Atari 2600 ColeCovision – Ahhh Bump and Jump ( you’re still my friend ) NES Genesis SNES Gameboy Neo-Geo Xbox Playstation Playstation 2 Xbox 360 PS 3 and in my dreams of the future: Playstation Orbis Xbox 720 Yea I like to Game! Being a tech geek, gaming is a fun outlet. That said: I have currently been playing “Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3″ as an Elite member since it’s release, and blasted fools to a 9th level Prestige. I’m in the top 25,000 Team Deathmatch points, out of 12,600,000+  that’s possible. I feel proud to have laid down many a Vet, and an occasional Noob. The thing is…I’m a night owl. After years of random work schedules and late night SEO binges, I sleep on 4-6 hours comfortably. I also don’t ease into sleep, but rather quickly slump into sleep, even while in a heated team deathmatch session. ( I know…Bad Team Mate ) At least I play till I pass out ; ] So my lady woke up and came down to get a 3 a.m. glass of “Magic Go Back to Sleep Water”, and there I was…Sleeping like a log, with sticks in hand, and my 7.1 surround blasting my drowsy eardrums. Anyone that knows me well enough, knows that when I do eventually slumber…..I don’t wake up.  Bombs, Doors knocking, Party going on around me, a Roller coaster etc. don’t phase me. When I’m sleeping, I’m in a sort of sleep coma you could say. Thank God my body is conditioned to wake by 6:30 a.m. daily w/o alarm : ] She caught me in the act  of “Assasinative Sleeping” (think sleep walking but killing noobs ), and thought it would be fun to snap a shot. Also Funny…she was kind enough to...

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SEO Memes | Search Engine Optimization Meme

Apr 01

SEO Memes | Search Engine Optimization Meme

Hello All! It is a Great Sunday Funday and I am having fun with some topical memes. Here is some Background on the Image. I was at PV Mall in Arizona, and Lo and Behold I see a truck with a crazy cage system on the back. Who owns that and what is it for? Kids, Pets, wily Girlfriends?   Furthermore, WHY am I obsessed with getting in the back to snap a shot, whilst you shop, whomever you are? I just had to…As an SEO, I felt it would make for a fun SEO Meme or 2. Plus, Creative expression keeps the mind firing at a high rate, and personally…                   I like having Fun! With that said: On to the SEO Memes  SEO Meme It’s True…Any SEO worth his weight in Gold, Doesn’t get Fired. In a humorous and extreme example, This Client keeps his SEO, Close at All Times!  SEO Meme 2 Another truth in the internet marketing world…. If your SEO does a great job for you, Lock them down! Just not Literally ; ]  SEO Meme 3 And Finally, If you are an SEO that offers services in the backwoods….. Be careful of the Crazies…They may actually Lock you Down > “Get the S-ymp” I think that’s SEO Gimp! ; [ Later today I will be dropping a true story and video game memes on how “I PWN While I Sleep”! Till next time > Your Pal: Aaron Alexander...

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Elegant Themes for WordPress

Mar 05

Elegant Themes for WordPress

Hello All, I wanted to briefly talk about the reasons I changed to the WordPress CMS for my personal –  Aaron J Alexander site. You know…Reasons like:  SEO, Site Flexibility, and Ease of Use!  I will also discuss why I chose the “Elegant Themes” WordPress theme, and its benefits and offerings. Let’s get this show on the road.   Why change from static HTML to the WordPress Content Management System? HTML is great, and static HTML  pages for various applications ( PPC Landing Page Campaigns, Affiliate Marketing Funnels, etc.), is exactly what the doctor ordered. The times when you need fast, simple, shallow sites that aren’t meant to create followers, but are instead meant to convert targeted traffic. These are times when I would build HTML over a CMS. Most sites these days are using CMS because of its ease of use for Noobs aka Newbies. It allows people with limited computer experience to have a website, and post content easily. You generally don’t need a Webmaster to maintain and update your site, although friends that are designers, coders, testers are always a great asset to have around : ]  WordPress is also very flexible, in the sense that you can create “Template Pages” that give you the ability to make a “Site using WordPress”  look less like a “standard blog”, and more like a full fledged professional site. It really is the best of both worlds. So what are some of the “SEO Benefits” WordPress offers? WordPress can grow in functionality, by the addition of  niche WordPress Plug-ins. People of various backgrounds design plug-ins out of necessity, profit, or purely out of the kindness of their heart. There are plug-ins for calendaring, tag clouds, forms, polls, social feeds, real estate listings,  SEO, and many more. For SEO I use a few tools, although it depends on the theme I use, because some themes like “Elegant Themes templates”  have built in SEO for the pages and posts, that work just perfectly. It allows you to add the Title, Keyword, and Description Meta tags seamlessly.If using certain themes or designing a theme in Artisteer, a theme generator software, I use AllinOne SEO plugin which offers a great palette of SEO...

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